What Sex Scenes Can You Expect to See in an R-Rated "Fifty Shades of Grey"?
Fifty Shades of Grey: Chapter Fifteen – No Butt Stuff | Notes From A Small Primate
Two paragraphs. Six sentences. Just to remind you what kind of great guy he is, and why Ana is going along with all this, he immediately refuses to take back the super expensive Thomas Hardy novels he gave her as a gift, and even threatens her over the very idea of returning them. Not the most relevant spanking gif I found, but definitely my favorite. Moving on, Christian wins Ana back over by saying that not only does Ana not have a problem with swallowing semen, but she even earns an A in the act — a statement which makes the shy Ana blush, but causes her inner goddess to smack her lips together in pride. Man, her inner goddess is a naughty, naughty girl.
Christian and Ana mostly prefer to go at it missionary style, with the occasional use of a prop or two, with all the vigor of college students in a stripped-down production of The Crucible. So how good is the sex in the Fifty Shades movies, really? Which is the sexiest Fifty Shades sex scene? This is a question that we, and math, have set out to answer.
This recap is not going to be all fun and games. Chapter Fifteen is one of those ones where you might want a stiff drink on standby. I take a moment to admire the pretty. I head into the kitchen. As a submissive you would just be grateful for them.